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butttom:

when the fuk is the 1d sesame street episode coming out i have been waiting to see harry in a trash can for 3 years

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sadisticlolita:

ivettehomestuck:

almondskeyess:

no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me

us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”

short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them

It’s because they’re closer to hell.

i nearly spat my soda pop, this is true, i can confirm it

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sadisticlolita:

ivettehomestuck:

almondskeyess:

no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me

us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”

short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them

It’s because they’re closer to hell.

i nearly spat my soda pop, this is true, i can confirm it

Jul/29/14
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hailthealmightyglowcloud:

layyourwearyhead:

demondetoxmanual:

christyleighstewart:

thatkindoffangirl:

Best period-related ad ever? Best period-related ad ever.

OH

MY

GOD

It’s actually the worst period-related ad ever.
Not sure which rock these people grew up under, but it’s a known fact that women, or rather girls in this case, shouldn’t even be using tampons. It won’t hurt them, of course not, but OB-GYNS say you shouldn’t use them until you’ve had your first sexual experience. To be more specific: If you want your hymen to stay intact, don’t use a freaking tampon.

And how old is that girl again?! 11… 12, maybe?!… Yeah she’s not supposed to stick anything up her vagina at that age. 

This ad is just too wrong on too many levels for my liking.

Hold the phone. Listen here, fuckwit, how about you shut up and learn something about female anatomy before you go spouting off and making a fool of your damn self. The only reason doctors sometimes tell younger girls to wait to use tampons is that middle-school aged girls often aren’t responsible enough to remember to take out their tampons on time and not give themselves TSS.

And this irresponsible ass-hattery you’re pulling about the hymen? It’s a thin, elastic ring of tissue just inside the vagina. I repeat: A RING. You know what fucking rings have? Holes in the middle, shit-for-brains. If it wasn’t a ring, didn’t have a hole, how the fucking fuck did you think females had periods in the first place?! For almost all females, you can go right ahead and stick whatever the fuck you want up there—tampons, fingers, penises, cucumbers, glittery purple dildos, popsicles, what the christing fuck ever—and as long as you’re gentle and stretch it out slowly, your hymen will never tear. Or “pop”, if we’re using the fucked up misogynistic term for a god-awfully mistunderstood part of the female body.

Pull your head lout of your goddamn colon and learn a thing or two before you go fucking up a perfectly good post with you patriarchal-brainwashed bullshit. Please and thank you.

OH YES IT GOT BETTER

just realised i’ve been on my old account for like 3 hours

oops

aceof-diamonds.tumblr.com is the new one people

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what-i-would-do-to-joey-richter:

youarewortheverything:

a-burrito-of-gofuckyourself:

idonothavegreeneyes:

allyzoop:

tfios-changed-my-life:

tfios-changed-my-life:

belovedcreation:

The Fault in our Coffee

"That’s the thing about coffee. It demands to be sweetened."

"I drank my coffee the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once."

"My thoughts are coffee I can’t fathom into cappuccinos."

"The marks coffee leaves are too often scalds."

Some coffee cups, are bigger than other coffee cups

i love tumblr.

Just imagine if Gus ever called her Hazelnut though….

what-i-would-do-to-joey-richter:

youarewortheverything:

a-burrito-of-gofuckyourself:

idonothavegreeneyes:

allyzoop:

tfios-changed-my-life:

tfios-changed-my-life:

belovedcreation:

The Fault in our Coffee

"That’s the thing about coffee. It demands to be sweetened."

"I drank my coffee the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once."

"My thoughts are coffee I can’t fathom into cappuccinos."

"The marks coffee leaves are too often scalds."

Some coffee cups, are bigger than other coffee cups

i love tumblr.

Just imagine if Gus ever called her Hazelnut though….

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curiouskatey:

inthenameofsalutaryneglect:

homeisforthehartless:

rubbertoe17:

the Chamber of Secrets

The text loaded before the picture and this is not at all what I was expecting

*heavy breathing*

HOLY SHIT

curiouskatey:

inthenameofsalutaryneglect:

homeisforthehartless:

rubbertoe17:

the Chamber of Secrets

The text loaded before the picture and this is not at all what I was expecting

*heavy breathing*

HOLY SHIT

Feb/01/14
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a-br0kenjarr:

tHIS SCENE FUCKED ME UP SO BAD

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lokiperfection:

THIRD THOR FILM HAS BEEN CONFIRMED!!

image

image

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x-cunt-hunter-x:

danteaserlester:

ringos-starr:




IMAGINE ALL THE CITRUS, OMG DYING

I will never not reblog this. 

I mean Justin hasn’t beat a women yet so he is above John in that sense

x-cunt-hunter-x:

danteaserlester:

ringos-starr:

image

IMAGINE ALL THE CITRUS, OMG DYING

I will never not reblog this. 

I mean Justin hasn’t beat a women yet so he is above John in that sense

Feb/01/14
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gothamsnexttoprobin:

xmoonlilyx:

doxiequeen1:

Total time - 200 hours - Made from 10 yards of stretch mesh, four yards of chiffon, three yards of peachskin, two yards of quilters cotton, and embellished with over one hundred thousand rhinestones.

It’s ninety-nine percent done done! I have to add a few hundred more scattered stones, and finish up a tiny area, but other then that it’s finished! I’m so happy and excited and proud to have it done.

Also my room is a complete and total mess please ignore the disgusting floor - I’ve been putting off vacuuming until I was done with this.

I’ve really enjoyed the project, but man i’m happy to have it done. I will try to get better photos (of it on a dress form) tomorrow. 

I talk about how I made it here, and have more photos here!

Oh sweet jesus. *_*

ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND RHINESTONES.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NOTES ON THIS???!!!

I MAKE BEAUTY PAGEANT COSTUMES AND THE MOST STONES I’VE EVER PUT ON A COSTUME WAS 5000!!

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babblingfishes:

steampoweredcupcake:

baronessvonbullshit:

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

offworldcolonies:

Man the 90’s were weird.

Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.

the war on drugs has failed.

was i the only one who thought that your head would actually turn into fruit if you ate one because i did and me and a friend got some and we each ate one and then i looked at her and lied and screamed that she looked just like a watermelon and she started crying

You what

babblingfishes:

steampoweredcupcake:

baronessvonbullshit:

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

offworldcolonies:

Man the 90’s were weird.

Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.

the war on drugs has failed.

was i the only one who thought that your head would actually turn into fruit if you ate one because i did and me and a friend got some and we each ate one and then i looked at her and lied and screamed that she looked just like a watermelon and she started crying

You what

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spoken-not-written:

I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS