Aug/18/14
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penandpage:

What do your lines say?

This is weird.

It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.

Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.

It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell!

Aug/18/14
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why Castiel had a beard in Purgatory and Dean did not

caswouldratherbehere:

sentirlanada:

 “Well, it’s because he’s an angel, and all of his badass angel powers were congregating into his hair follicles because of the intense pressure of the atmosphere in Purgatory,”

Misha Collins

 

 ”The answer I got from the writers was ‘Dean has knives,’”

Jensen Ackles

 

(x)

I’m just going to stop and appreciate the fact that Jensen asked.

Aug/18/14
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ifyoucarryonthisway:

apparently teenagers need 10 hours of sleep a night to function properly maybe thats why i suck at everything 

Aug/18/14
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Gillette Stadium, Foxborough, Massachusetts - August 7th (x/x/x/x)

Aug/18/14
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olisaurusrex:

This is the main reason I support decriminalisation of a plant that it used to be mandatory to grow if you were a farmer during the Tudor period 

Aug/18/14
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sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
thanks

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks

Aug/18/14
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postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

Jul/30/14
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butttom:

when the fuk is the 1d sesame street episode coming out i have been waiting to see harry in a trash can for 3 years

Jul/30/14
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sadisticlolita:

ivettehomestuck:

almondskeyess:

no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me

us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”

short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them

It’s because they’re closer to hell.

i nearly spat my soda pop, this is true, i can confirm it

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sadisticlolita:

ivettehomestuck:

almondskeyess:

no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me

us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”

short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them

It’s because they’re closer to hell.

i nearly spat my soda pop, this is true, i can confirm it

Jul/29/14
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hailthealmightyglowcloud:

layyourwearyhead:

demondetoxmanual:

christyleighstewart:

thatkindoffangirl:

Best period-related ad ever? Best period-related ad ever.

OH

MY

GOD

It’s actually the worst period-related ad ever.
Not sure which rock these people grew up under, but it’s a known fact that women, or rather girls in this case, shouldn’t even be using tampons. It won’t hurt them, of course not, but OB-GYNS say you shouldn’t use them until you’ve had your first sexual experience. To be more specific: If you want your hymen to stay intact, don’t use a freaking tampon.

And how old is that girl again?! 11… 12, maybe?!… Yeah she’s not supposed to stick anything up her vagina at that age. 

This ad is just too wrong on too many levels for my liking.

Hold the phone. Listen here, fuckwit, how about you shut up and learn something about female anatomy before you go spouting off and making a fool of your damn self. The only reason doctors sometimes tell younger girls to wait to use tampons is that middle-school aged girls often aren’t responsible enough to remember to take out their tampons on time and not give themselves TSS.

And this irresponsible ass-hattery you’re pulling about the hymen? It’s a thin, elastic ring of tissue just inside the vagina. I repeat: A RING. You know what fucking rings have? Holes in the middle, shit-for-brains. If it wasn’t a ring, didn’t have a hole, how the fucking fuck did you think females had periods in the first place?! For almost all females, you can go right ahead and stick whatever the fuck you want up there—tampons, fingers, penises, cucumbers, glittery purple dildos, popsicles, what the christing fuck ever—and as long as you’re gentle and stretch it out slowly, your hymen will never tear. Or “pop”, if we’re using the fucked up misogynistic term for a god-awfully mistunderstood part of the female body.

Pull your head lout of your goddamn colon and learn a thing or two before you go fucking up a perfectly good post with you patriarchal-brainwashed bullshit. Please and thank you.

OH YES IT GOT BETTER

just realised i’ve been on my old account for like 3 hours

oops

aceof-diamonds.tumblr.com is the new one people

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what-i-would-do-to-joey-richter:

youarewortheverything:

a-burrito-of-gofuckyourself:

idonothavegreeneyes:

allyzoop:

tfios-changed-my-life:

tfios-changed-my-life:

belovedcreation:

The Fault in our Coffee

"That’s the thing about coffee. It demands to be sweetened."

"I drank my coffee the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once."

"My thoughts are coffee I can’t fathom into cappuccinos."

"The marks coffee leaves are too often scalds."

Some coffee cups, are bigger than other coffee cups

i love tumblr.

Just imagine if Gus ever called her Hazelnut though….

what-i-would-do-to-joey-richter:

youarewortheverything:

a-burrito-of-gofuckyourself:

idonothavegreeneyes:

allyzoop:

tfios-changed-my-life:

tfios-changed-my-life:

belovedcreation:

The Fault in our Coffee

"That’s the thing about coffee. It demands to be sweetened."

"I drank my coffee the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once."

"My thoughts are coffee I can’t fathom into cappuccinos."

"The marks coffee leaves are too often scalds."

Some coffee cups, are bigger than other coffee cups

i love tumblr.

Just imagine if Gus ever called her Hazelnut though….